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Dubai Vacationers Be Warned!

A 30-year old British businesswoman is facing six years in Dubai jail after she was allegedly caught having sex on a beach in the Arab state, according to new reports.

Yikes!!

Isn't love better than war???

Not in Dubai!

After throwing back some champagne at a brunch, the horny Brit headed to a local beach with one of her friend's friends for some action.

When the pair were allegedly found having sex by a policeman, he is said to have let them off with a caution.

However, later, after the couple were discovered in the same position, they were arrested, and the woman is said to have become aggressive.

Sheesh…looks like the horny, drunk duo made some bad calls.

The Brit's been charged with having sex outside marriage - considered an offense in Dubai - as well as indecent behaviour in public, being drunk in public, and assaulting a police officer.

The defendant told the media that she fears she will be 'made an example of' under the strict laws of a country where even mild public displays of affection are frowned upon. And, though alcohol is available to non-Muslims in hotel bars, it is an offence to drink or be drunk in public.

If you are headed to Dubai, don't be like the drunkard Brit — claim your hook up is you 'husband' (or wife) and take them to a hotel room to fuck!

Oh, and do not - repeat, DO NOT - bring any drugs in the country, buy any drugs in the country or anything of the like.

And don't be gay!